CELEBRITIES |
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Name | Known For? | Birthdate | Current Age | Score Potential | Status | |
![]() | Joe Biden | President of the U.S. and hair sniffer | 11/20/1942 | 79 | 21 | |
![]() | Loretta Lynn | Coal miner's daughter | 4/14/1932 | 89 | 11 | |
![]() | David Crosby | Singer and sperm donor (How is this guy still alive???) |
8/14/1941 | 80 | 20 | |
![]() | Barbara Walters | Trailblazing journalist | 9/25/1929 | 92 | 8 | |
![]() | Elton John | Loves piano and glasses | 3/25/1947 | 74 | 26 | |
![]() | Paul McCartney | The last original Beatle | 6/18/1942 | 79 | 21 | |
![]() | Selma Blair | Actress | 6/23/1972 | 49 | 51 | |
Name | Known For? | Birthdate | Current Age | Score Potential | Status | |
![]() | Britney Spears | Pedophile's icon in the 90s | 12/2/1981 | 39 | 61 | |
![]() | Lil Yachty | Yet another rapper | 8/23/1997 | 24 | 76 | |
![]() | R. Kelly | Singer turned prisoner Loves 'em young |
1/8/1967 | 54 | 46 | |
![]() | Steven Tyler | Dude looks like a lady | 3/26/1948 | 73 | 27 | |
![]() | Charlie Sheen | WINNING! (...with HIV) | 9/3/1965 | 56 | 44 | |
![]() | Pete Davidson | Used to bang Ariana Grande, now banging Kim K. |
11/16/1993 | 27 | 73 | |
![]() | John McAfee | Crazy billionare | 9/18/1945 | 75 | 25 | ![]() 6/23/2021 |
Name | Known For? | Birthdate | Current Age | Score Potential | Status | |
![]() | Nick Nolte | 48 Hours and a DUI | 2/8/1941 | 80 | 20 | |
![]() | Harrison Ford | Han Solo and Indiana Jones | 7/13/1942 | 79 | 21 | |
![]() | Johnny Depp | Teen hearthrob turned Keith Richards wannabe | 6/9/1963 | 58 | 42 | |
![]() | Kathy Bates | Terrifying actress from Misery and "Foozball is the Devil!" |
6/28/1948 | 73 | 27 | |
![]() | Mick Jagger | Rolling Stones front man | 7/26/1943 | 78 | 22 | |
![]() | Billy Gibbons | 1/3 of the ZZ Top beards |
12/16/1949 | 71 | 29 |